deanwillrise:

"you two” I say in a voice that’s meant to be endearing but came out entirely too aggresive

(Source: theplushbear)

freedying:

zoomine:

Solar Eclipse and Milky Way seen from ISS (International Space Station) 

LIFE IS TRULY AMAZING

michaelsexford:

what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that

(Source: teenagevevo)

John Butler - Ocean

Favorite song of all time. always repost.

(Source: darksideoftheshroom)

justaddfiction:

So basically all these separate posts are kind of combining into my head into this one epic fantasy series with mermaids and knights and dragons and pirates

where all the relevant characters are lesbians.

I would read that in a fucking night. Even if it’s like 600 pages long. Write it!

hxcfairy:

And if you look to your right you will see Loki not taking any of you seriously.

I love that little side to side hop he does in the last one.

kratoast:

billywilder:

throughout your life people will try to tell you that puns aren’t funny. these people are wrong.

punish them

(Source: ceylans)

OMG This is fantastic. I love everything about this. 

(Source: knitpool)

wickedseraph:

perksofahunter:

fat-grrrl:

sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok

No we’re not okay. 

We’re not okay at all. 

We’re really not. Our life choices boil down to working jobs that barely pay above minimum wage or launching ourselves into mind-numbing debt for the unlikely chance that we might make sustainable wages and possibly (MAYBE) afford healthcare.

This place fucking sucks. 0/10 do not recommend.

(Source: radfemale)

inhuemane:

This is not a photograph of lovers, this is a 400 year old marble statue of Pluto and Proserpina

Omg

(Source: bottlerockt)

sodamnrelatable:

but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE

and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE

i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME

didn’t I MY DEAR

didn’t I my -

image

(Source: imcolinmorgaynow)