John Green. New York Times best-selling author and Printz novelist.

ih8religion:

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joans-own-words:

ladymizra:

the right kinda fairy tale

Oh my god, fairy godmother, yes I love you.

wholove:

fun. | Call Me Maybe (cover)

OMG AND THEY DIDN’T CHANGE ‘BOYS’ TO ‘GIRLS’ I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT

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deduction019:

dangling-thpider:

Reblogging this again cause he is so damn pretty.

UUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFF

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bluedogeyes:

Hello Ground! narrated by Stephen  Fry

“It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a sperm whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. But since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought as it fell:

‘Ahhh! Whoa! What’s happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life? What do I mean by ‘who am I’? Okay, okay, calm down, calm down, get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? It’s a sort of a tingling in my… well, I suppose I better start finding names for things. Let’s call it a… tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what’s this roaring sound, whooshing past what I’m suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do. Yeah, this is really exciting! I’m dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There’s an awful lot of that now, isn’t it? And what’s this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like ‘Ow’, ‘Ownge’, ‘Round’, ‘Ground’! That’s it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it’ll be friends with me? Hello Ground!’ …

Curiously, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell, was: ‘Oh no, not again.’ Many have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that, we should know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.”

atheistme:

hellwill:

God wants religion
to be a barrier 
To divide all the different people 
Who stood side by side.

God wants hypocrisy 
And constant war. 
Common sense 
He wants to ignore. 

God wants exploitation, 
His voice to be heard 
And to spread diseases 
that will never be cured.

He wants riches, 
“It’s my word,” he’ll cry. 
While millions of people Fall down. And die.

Well Here I am God, 
doubting your existence, questioning your omnipotence.
To you the suffering world pleads their case,
to all you refuse to show your face, 
in the eyes of the believers and the congregation, 
I am condemned to hell, deserved of damnation.

But because I choose to think freely, 
I do not have to listen to the merciless cries from the imaginary deity.

This is the best atheism comercial I have ever seen. 

spread it, like a virus of the mind, everyone should get it, it will make them stronger and more immune once they’ve come out the other side.

2004 - 2012

colberrydreams:

Obama: In the same day he declares his support for same-sex marriage he also declares he is a Coulson fan boy.

Winner.

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celtictechnoburrito:

lol

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